deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

superadorablephil:

twerkdatstrider:

Oh crap they found me out

This is my life

blushing whenever you say anything in front of people you’re not close with.

fabulousdan:

professional-phan-girl:

iamafrayedknot:

Americans, I think it’s high time us British folk introduced you to our God

Let’s not forget Satan

it’s like our whole world revolves around comparison websites

believed:

everyone stop being mean

look at this dog

he thinks this whole parade is his parade

what a happy lil pup

a-weeping-angel-just:

moimadness:

loki-cat:

pitbap:

#i am a changed person

how do people even come up with this omg the laughing won’t stop

THIS SONG FROM BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS I FUCKING CANT

the-absolute-best-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

Did anyone do this yet? He’s already called Benedict, so it fits. 

lasagnas-father:

poisonedlaughter:

following—everyone:

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

REBLOG THIS!
SIGNAL BOOST THIS THING!!!

oh Tumblr how I missed you

I need to get my own laptop then I think I’ll actually spend time on the internet

BUT I HAVE NO MONEY :’(