she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
Oh crap they found me out
This is my life
blushing whenever you say anything in front of people you’re not close with.
Americans, I think it’s high time us British folk introduced you to our God
Let’s not forget Satan
it’s like our whole world revolves around comparison websites
everyone stop being mean
look at this dog
he thinks this whole parade is his parade
what a happy lil pup
how do people even come up with this omg the laughing won’t stop
THIS SONG FROM BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS I FUCKING CANT
Did anyone do this yet? He’s already called Benedict, so it fits.
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
Please reblog so I can make this happen
SIGNAL BOOST THIS THING!!!